No. I am not pregnant.
I actually very much look forward to being pregnant in the future.
I think bearing a child will force my body into a more womanly-shaped figure.
I think I’m gonna be hotter after my first child. (Not to imply that I’m “hot” now).
I think I’m gonna look better after giving birth, which is usually the opposite?
Mm, just wait ‘til I get those hips.
I’m anxious to see! I’m gonna take a gazillion pictures just to compare.